Ladies and gentlemen, start your Harbaugh stories.

Yes, let’s go ahead and have an official starting line and if someone out there would wave a green flag for us, fantastic. Because the next two weeks will be filled with stories about the Harbaugh Bowl, shortened to Har-Bowl for the attention-span challenged. You may be driven to shorten it even further by tuning out the hyperbole for the next two weeks. Sure, you may miss a gem or two, but oh, you’ll hear it all again when John and Jim Harbaugh take up their positions on opposite sidelines in New Orleans.